Intense Tedium and Dodgy Vans

Oh no, not again.

I find myself saying this FAR too often nowadays. It's due to the neighbor and his severe lack of imagination. I mean, seriously, what the FUCK is it with the Doors? They were relevant 40 years ago but THIS guy is at it hammer and tongs with this shit. To make matters worse, it's only 4 songs he chooses from. It's disturbing. Now, I have to admit, I had my Doors phase a few years back. It was fueled by evenings (and sometimes afternoons) sipping gin. It all went down quite nicely to be honest. A gin buzz (ahem, or being well pissed on it) and Morrison's pretentious poetry went well hand in hand... really. But THIS shit?



'Roadhouse Blues', 'LA Woman', 'Break on Through to the Other Side', and of course, 'Light My Fire' are the tracks that make up the entire playlist. JAYSUS!! Over and over again. What a crap DJ. It's fine if you dig those songs, but SAVE them for a certain moment when you can really relish them and DON'T wear them out. Any person with ANY grey matter should be ill of those tunes by now. 'LA Woman' IS a brilliant track but not 5 or 6 times an evening. It becomes downright offensive... not to mention intensely tedious.

Ah, the hell with it...



Moving along...

Now, I've been belligerent at times with a reader of this blog on account of her decision to eat food from what I consider to be a highly dubious, and dare I say, 'dodgy' van. I could not FATHOM such a thing and was absolutely SCANDALIZED at such a brazen choice on her part. However, I'm one to talk, right? Since I've been here in the Biggest City in The World (tm), I've been eating at dodgy STANDS, FFS! Shit, the way I see it, at least that van has wheels to fuck off on in case the health inspectors pitch up!