Palin and Mullets

Returning from a brief and very unhealthy lunch, I had the misfortune of ending up behind some jeep with not one, but TWO Sarah Palin/John McCain campaign stickers. What? You don't believe that there were/are stickers that basically have her name printed prominently? Moreso than McCain's? Well, feast your eyes on THIS...



Yeah!! That's what I'M talkin' about!! You betcha, doggone it! Wink, goddamn, wink. So, of course, you KNOW I had to pull up beside and see what kind of an effing idiot was so smitten with Wasilla's Very Own to the point of sporting TWO stickers on his jeep. And yes, I was DAMN sure it was a 'he'! Well, I'll let you guess what he looked like. I couldn't even be annoyed to tell you the truth. I just slightly shaked my head and said out loud, 'It fuckin' figures.' (I wonder what he'd say if he knew she was my girlfriend? Even though she's not that fly.)

Now, the guy HAS to be a wanker, innit? I mean, the McPalin campaign was dead in the water from the off and JAYSUS, they got their asses handed to them, didn't they? So why continue to drive around with such GARBAGE on your vehicle? Is this some sort of conservative 'keep the faith' type thing? You know, much like these guys that run around losing their hair on top, yet sport a ponytail, it's only a bit futile at this point. But then again, this is Texas, where dumbasses and mullets always seem to find a home, right? Right!